Limericks

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Penny for your Thoughts

A quiet cinnamon bear lays his head down on his paw and thinks.

The story of a thoughtful cinnamon bear. Which is nothing like a cinnamon bun, sadly.
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Talcum

A powdered tiger in sepia tones, snowflakes on his fur

Valuable feline maintenance advise is contained in this important posting. Be aware -- stay alive.
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Mooooon Landing

A statue of a cow in a black-and-white spacesuit with a Texan flag

Hey diddle diddle, the cat adjusted the thrusters and the cow landed right on target. The little dog laughed at the call from the Prez and we all had cake later.
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Nom

A wolf tearing a strip of flesh from a bone

Nature is red in tooth and claw, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.
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Snarl

A bear behind a tree with a scowl on his face

You don't have to be in a good mood all the time, especially if you're being annoyed by a numbskull with a Nikon. A limerick adds to the grizzly details.
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